grendel

a vaginal seeking son of a bitch

Hillary Clinton: "That Grendel ate my 'lunch'"

by A.J. Harris November 7, 2006

Grendel

A white chick who loves to get ass-to-mouth from a black dude. Think ATM for a Mudshark. Can also be used as a verb.

Yo that bitch is a total Grendel.

or

Damn, I am totally gonna grendel that blond over there.

by provisio October 25, 2009

Grendel

1. A giant beast that lives in a lake with his mother in the epic poem Beowulf 2. A giant beast that lives in the pants of a male human (if you catch my drift)

Go suck on a grendel!
Dude, he has a nine inch grendel.

by Doug Hurlburt October 6, 2005

grendel

a name for an obscenely ugly female. Spawning from the mythical beast in the book Beowulf, the name represents a large/fat/ugly/hairy or just generally disgusting display of womanliness

Dude, look at that Grendel!
Yeah, I wouldn't want to get in a fight with her, she'd kick my ass!

by bob marley January 27, 2005

Grendel

Slang term for The Green Door medical cannabis dispensary.

Joe: Im going to go to Grendel & get me sum ah dat platinum og kush

Jim: Whats Grendel guy?

Joe: Shut up faggot!

by Ronaldoe November 13, 2011

Grendel Grenade

Grenade comes from the show jersey shore meaning and ugly girl. Putting grendel infront of it basically means a girl that is hideous.

1. Look at that Grendel Grenade
2. Mason is a grendel grenade.

by William A Rees January 23, 2011

Grendel Shot

The shot in a porno where all you see is a set of balls slapping against a woman's vagina from behind.

Sally and I were watching "Pokeherhaunches:The Tight Indian" and I was getting all hot and bothered until the 30 second Grendel Shot.

by heavyarmament September 2, 2014