greasepocket

Colloquialism for a wet pussy

Girl: man, my greasepocket has been really itchy today.

Friend: have you tried de-greasing your greasepocket?

by Hi there you April 22, 2019

greasepad

a particularly greasy trackpad on a laptop; usually resulting from eating while browsing the web or playing WOW

Jon: Here, use my laptop.
Mike: I'm not touching that thing, just look at that greasepad! Disgusting!

by roflcrazynerd March 11, 2009

greasemonkey

Someone who goes in and gets things done. A finisher. A closer. An ace in the hole.

Yo you just paid off that bouncer? Way to take care of business greasemonkey.

by tha h00tman December 8, 2011

greasemo

A dirty old man; A overgreased slice of pizza; An oil changing expert

"Help! This greasemo from the alley tried to grab me!"

"Eww! This slice is a greasemo! Get me a napkin or something!"

"Damn! That car oil was fast! You greasemos are alright!"

by Smart American Male October 24, 2006

Greasemonkey 3 way

- when a husband and wife (or couple) sucks up to, flirts with, or fawns over the local auto mechanic to encourage better customer service, favors or discounts

- any effort utilizing gifts, compliments, or flirting by 2 people to encourage an auto mechanic to provide preferential treatment to them and their cars

the phrase is often combined as a hashtag #greasemonkey3way

My '93 Ford Taurus needed a new transmission. Luckily my wife and I gave the mechanic a greasemonkey 3 way and he was willing to stay late and get it done before our trip to Chicago the next day. He rotated the tires for free, too!

by The Poobah October 25, 2013

greasebox

just another dirty word for vagina

last night i took this chick home with me and put my penis in her greasebox

by alotta fagina January 31, 2005

Greasemonkey#346

A rather racist, homophobic, sexist, person I’ve ever met on Xbox. If you cross paths with this creature, make sure to cover all holes on your body, as he will stick something in them.

Man #1: “oi that Greasemonkey#346 guy is a real knobhead isn’t he?”

Man #2: “yeah man, he can’t tell a joke from facts, he’s all mixed up”

by gdaymatemxr October 5, 2021