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Grantiquing

The social activity (or fetish) in which a group of older men - or young men with issues - set out to pick up women in the age group of most grandmothers. Basically, a troll hunt for GILFs
Hey, I'm not doing anything this Saturday, you want to go grantiquing?
by swparker19 July 27, 2010
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grandmussy

"ZAMN! That Grandmussy be fire my guy!"
by Timothy, Nut-Lord December 28, 2021
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granticus

sickhead brapper who is very funny but can be a pain in the arse sumtimes. it can also be anuva name for pimp
Grant is such a granticus!
by Maddie S January 15, 2008
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granties

Noun

A combination of "granny"/"grandma" and "panties".

1. Large underwear usually worn by old women/fat transvestites. Made of cotton (because it breathes) or a fat-holding-in material (like lycra or spandex), granties typically begin directly under the breasts and cover the entire ass (and sometimes thighs) and come in white, nude, or pastel floral prints.
2. The chastity belt of the modern age. Worn by a woman when there is no chance of them being seen by a potential sexual partner or to encourage abstinence.
3. Underwear that your mother buys you because, let's face it, her ass is down to her knees and she hasn't gotten laid in years so she really doesn't know any better.

See Also: granny panties.
-Wow Erica, those are some massive granties you've got on there...
-Shut up cuntbag, my mom bought them for me!
-Where'd she get those... the toilet store?
-No, Wal-Mart.(insert sad face)
-Sexy.
-I'm never going to get laid. (insert sad face)
-You're right.

-You're not going out, are you?
-Yes mom, I have a date.
-Oh my, what underwear are you wearing?
-A thong.
-Oh no you're not! Go change into some granties first!
-Oh mom, do I have to?
-Yes, you filthy whore. I don't want some illegitimate grandchildren to raise because you can't keep your legs shut.
-MOTHER!
-Hey, if my mom had made me change my underwear when I was your age we wouldn't be having this discussion... because you wouldn't have been born and I would have graduated high school. Now get in there and change before I whip your ass!
by Suckasaurus Rex September 1, 2008
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gigantimus

exceptionally large, deceivingly big.
that piece of cake was gigantimus.
by david and cyndi April 8, 2003
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granties

Somebody's Big ol' ass panties. Or "Period Panties."
"Hand me my granties please."
by Longitude August 11, 2007
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Guntimus Maximus

1) A condition in which one who's gunt is so big that in fact, it may be the biggest and/or ugliest gunt that the observer of the gunt owner has seen in his or her lifetime.

2) In a Gunt Crew, the one who's Gunt is the largest of the whole crew.

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"Gunt Crew"
In a conversation between 2 people:

Person A: Whoa! Who invited the Gunt Crew over there?

Person B: Yeah, check out Guntimus Maximus on the right. Gross. Lets go gunt punt them all and tell them to leave our party.
by Jazo116 June 14, 2009
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