grandpaing

The act of sitting and chilling with your friends. Typically involves activities such as drinking beer and vaping. Physical and intellectual effort is not allowed.

-Dude, u comin over tonight?
-Sure, I'm always down for a good grandpaing.

-Ahh, what a grandpaing, I really needed this

by Cpuny September 03, 2019

Grandpa NO!

When an elderly man makes an unsolicited creepy sexual advance towards a substantially younger woman.

Being in my twenties, it was disturbing to have an octogenarian make a move on me. I was just like Grandpa NO!

by DeeDoggy January 20, 2019

the grandpa

A male on male handjob typically given after a long period in a body of water (pool, hot tub, lake, ocean). The more wrinkly, the better.

After a lengthy session in the pool, Brad gave George his rendition of the grandpa.

by Honeypizzle May 16, 2009

Grandpa

The father's father. Can be used as a name for a dog that has an "elderly man" personality.

Me and my Grandpa went fishing.

My elderly dog Grandpa hates puppies.

by frabrizio September 24, 2016

Grandpa

He left my dad

Son:"Dad, why haven't I met Grandpa before?"
Dad:"He left me when I was 4 and then claimed that he didn't know he had me when I saw him"

by Adrianthenoob November 09, 2020

Grandpaing

Grandpa~ing

the act or acting of old age with or without;
white/gray/ambor

hair/scales/fur/leaves

ect

The tree's leafs have been grandpaing for 20 minutes because of the silkworms in it.

by Katrina Hurricane February 07, 2017

Grandpa

A guy that annoys you by saying that you like to touch old men and also a guy that is inappropriate

"Grandpa shut the fuck up"

by Sheriff Domestic November 07, 2020