graham cracker 

a caucasian person who hasn't totally lost his/her mind and is in hot pursuit of something greater than the microwave oven, who believes that life's greatest pleasures are not derived from those things that plug into little electrically charged holes in the wall.

"That graham cracker has been living off the grid for three years now, do you think he has a facebook?"

"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?

No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."

graham cracker by a daily hypocrite May 25, 2012

Graham cracker 

When a white and black person fall in love they’ll make a graham cracker kid

I’mma graham cracker

Graham cracker by Lilnuggetky September 27, 2019

graham cracker 

A closeted republican politician working to suppress gay rights or sexual freedom in the name of "family values".

A gigolo just outed that conservative senator from South Carolina. You know, I always suspected he was a graham cracker.

graham cracker by ButtersB February 18, 2022

graham cracker 

A person who is half-white, half-Mexican.

Mom's from Mississippi, Dad's from Mexico, so I'm a graham cracker.

graham cracker by bubba22 September 10, 2005

graham cracker 

An old person who tries to act cool.

Kid: Hey! Get a load of the graham cracker! Ahaha!
Man: Is that a geezer on a skateboard?!
Old Man: LOOGAME! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kid & Man together: A 360 Varial McTwist?!

graham cracker by Smart American Male October 18, 2006

Graham Cracker 

Name given to a God Created Bi-racial , vibrant, intelligent, considerate black male, that has a college degree, flies airplanes, has written a book and has a US Patent, and has never acted like a stereotypical negro, always tried to better himself and loves his mother. The one calling him a graham cracker, smokes weed, drinks brown liquor, has never did shit with his life, has lived in a roach infested apt, has displayed all out jealousy, always has been that negative negro, and pretends to be a saint, buying a house with Executor of the Will money, pretending that he has done some shit. But calls the good one a Graham Cracker. Negro Please.

Hi, I have never done shit with my life and I resent you because I was my own anchor and since you have light skin, and mine is darker than yours, hey, everyone needs a scapegoat, so since you do the right things and I smoke weed and drink brown liquor, I am going to for no God Damned reason, call you a “Graham Cracker”.

Graham Cracker by MetaG February 25, 2018

graham cracker 

A person of black descent that acts like a white person.

Josh is confused, he is such a graham cracker.

graham cracker by Blackjoker63 March 1, 2018