gaffen

A giant dick douche who refuses to receive anger management

Joe was being a gaffen by punching random but people at the party

by polonium douche May 21, 2014

meg griffen complex

a person who lacks personality, unique beauty, or style. A lemming who has no place to actually fit but attempts to fit everywhere.

She has that meg griffen complex, thats why no one talks to her

by grungewtch September 16, 2008

Graffenberg Spot

long term word for G-Spot

Susie: Greetings Joe, I would much enjoy it if you would massage my Graffenberg Spot.
Joe: Yo hibby what?
Susie: Uhhh.....what's the slang around here?....oh yeah, my G-Spot.
Susie: A'ight dawg.

by Garnoffagus June 11, 2006

griffens dick

A giant dick that will surprise anybody who ever sees it and will force them to get plastic surgery to be able to compete.

Lauren"Yesterday i was sleeping with griffen and saw griffens dick and now im going to get a penis with plastic surgery."

by the gking October 23, 2011

Graffinesque

To express oneself with intensity, exaggerated hand movements, sarcasm and a slight touch of ego.

Derived from Greg Graffin, lead singer of Bad Religion

When I walked to the front of the stage, leaned into the crowd and pointed directly at them, it was quite Graffinesque

by RevToby March 7, 2005

Griffen

The most amazing guy ever, He is kind, caring, and knows how to treat somebody...

He is so amazing, he is griffen.

by peachy97 June 30, 2011

Graffenburg Spot

Within the Vagina, up and up and in. An area normally dormant in a female that requires careful stimulation and minipulation for 1 to 2 hours and possibly longer. One that increases in temperature and firmness with manipulation and eventually a relaxing of the vaginal wall during intercourse thereby causing a false sense of orgasm. The careful concentration of sexual drive completes this faux orgasm and the spasm ultimate occurs and the finality of female pleasure is achieved -- often accompanied by partner fulfillment.

Impressively, the orgasm occurred after understanding and responding to her G-Spot. The Graffenburg location -- long believed a myth, was, in fact, under my control! My uneducated, yet rapidly accellerated prowess had excited the very thing I believed not to exist -- The Graffenburg Spot!

by we6w December 7, 2009