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Grabass

The act of covert and sometimes overt homosexual behavior exhibited by athletes amongst teamates,usually in the locker room.
Man, if those two jocko-homos over there don`t stop playin grabass , i`ll have to quit the team.
by preter January 18, 2009
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Grabass

A work enviornment characterized by and frequent, intense and unstable short term sexual encounters between employees.
by handjack November 9, 2006
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Grabass

The Act of confusing a co-worker by chasing him around making pinching gestures while he is engaged in a serious conversation with a customer on the phone.
"Hey guys! Did you see me playing Grabass with Jared?"
by Gunnz187 March 21, 2007
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Intellectual Grabass

When two people (especially egotistical smart people) flirt with each other using their intelligence to debate a scholarly issue.
An example of an instance of intellectual grabass would be:

Male professor: "Didn't you think Nietzsche's "Will to Power" was the most influencial work of its day?"

Female professor: "Heavens yes! Foucult, Sarte, and Camus would be utterly unispired without it."
by MLZ November 10, 2006
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can of grabass

Elderly, female visitors to National Historic sites frequently open this while having their picture taken with costumed employees of the site. They are often, but not always, from Quebec.
Wow. That elderly lady just opened a can of grabass on me. Dave would have loved it.
by who's he eh? July 29, 2010
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Nico Grabass

The biggest warlock you’ll ever meet.
This warlock can’t ride a bike!
Is his name nico grabass?
YEAH!!.
by Queen warlords December 4, 2021
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Haji grabass

The act in which middle eastern males grab, touch or snatch each others genitals or butts.
Get back to work! There's no playing Haji grabass when you're supposed to be digging that trench!
by PoweredByMexican July 25, 2010
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