groan box

groan box is slang from the 1920's for the delightful instrument known as the accordian.

a groan box is certainly not something sexual. It is however the instrument of ultimate ecstasy. The Accordian.

by theultimategroanboxer June 10, 2011

Groan sculpture

1. Another word for feces.

2. A dump requiring considerable effort to excrete, thus the groan.

With a heave, a sigh and a plop, Walter eventually fashioned and sent seaworthy a particularly smelly groan sculpture.

by SimonIVC May 25, 2011

Groan gravy

Male ejaculate. Cum

Choke on my Groan Gravy bitch

by Tombaythemist February 23, 2011

groan bone

A gentleman's offering to a damsel in need of some tension relief.
Something the old furry cup sippers could do with for anger management

"C'mon girly, why not relax on the old groan bone, get some of that stress out"

by ghaywood March 28, 2007

groan throne

The official seat for making dramatic sounds as you excrete, i.e. toilet.

What is that noise, is someone dying in there?! It's okay, Fred's just on the groan throne.

by HeavenOnEarth July 6, 2016

Groan and Grab

What many men do after being hit in the testicles. They groan a lot and grab their balls, often leads to laying on the ground usually in the fetal position

After being hit in the testicles, I don't cry like a pussy. I'm a man, I do the groan and grab.

by Nightpandas December 28, 2008

groan tube

when you blow air into a womens vag during oral sex, and then letting the gust of air hit you on the way out of her vag, and then the partner takes a big wiff of the love it and goes back in for more.

mommy i want a groan tube!

by Who's your boss?! January 3, 2011