Definitions by HeavenOnEarth

gurusplaining 

when someone over-explains and gets all profound like they're trying to teach a great life lesson, but they really just need to speak their mind along with the rest of us mortals

Maybe I said something that offended him, but I'll never know. He just started gurusplaining about compassionate communication until I walked away.

gurusplaining by HeavenOnEarth March 2, 2023

groan throne 

The official seat for making dramatic sounds as you excrete, i.e. toilet.

What is that noise, is someone dying in there?! It's okay, Fred's just on the groan throne.

groan throne by HeavenOnEarth July 6, 2016