gounche

the hair that sticks out the top of mens shirts.

that guy in front of me in line, (yeah the one with the mullet, and the first 2 buttons of his shirt undone) has his gounche hanging out the top of his shirt.

by smurfettish February 18, 2010

gouchie flex

A short amount of time

Yo man I'll be back in a gouchie flex

by danakurucz March 1, 2015

Grunchie

Grumpy and punchie!

Some dumb person decided to wake me up while I was sleeping pleasantly and so for the rest of the day I was down right grunchie!

by Ella Marie Balsamo January 20, 2009

gouchie spot

The spot left on your underwear when you have not wiped properly.

(The reminants of a shart)

(Your Wife) "Steve I was doing the laundry the other night and it was gross, there where gouchie spots everywhere"

by Steveocatfish April 1, 2017

Gunchie-worm

When an Albanese™ gummy worm is inserted into a freshly douched anal cavity with one end poking out of the sphincter. You then slurp the gunchie-worm out of said anal cavity. Have fun!

I snagged some Albanese™ last night & got my gunchie-worm on!!

by guncherino October 10, 2022

Gounching

A state of retardation caused by prolonged masturbation. Can progress into goontosis if not interrupted by another person using any reverse edge technique

Person 1: "Yo Shaun isn't at school today."
Person 2: "I'm worried man, I think he could be gounching."

by Hamgurburger March 18, 2024