Vagina Goalie

A person you entrust to hang out with your woman to prevent her from sleeping with someone. A chaperon.

Can you go with my wife to on her wine tour to serve as a vagina goalie?

by Candy Ass White Boy April 18, 2010

Hot Goalie

A used condom or tissue full of ejaculate that needs to be disposed of.

I was trying to get rid of this hot goalie after jerking off, but my roommate was taking a shit in the hallway bathroom.

by Naughty Bilo April 29, 2010

field hockey goalie

one of the awesome 11 players playing field hockey. very brave and courageous for let those rock hard balls fly at her. and no it is not just about stopping the ball it is about breaking the other teams confidence level. Definatly one of the coolest players on the field but she also realizes that she could not do it without her team mates and at the end of the game the teammates should run to he so that she is part of it. She out of all the players deserves the most respect she has one of the hardest jobs. when the goalie closes her eyes she sees the ball go into goal when a field player closes their eyes they just see the ball go bye them to someone else.

you know a field hockey goalie is awesome just look at what they wear and tell me they are not tough

by bring it on yeah September 28, 2008

lacrosse goalie

Someone who is a combination of crazy tough, insanely brave, and very very crazy who is willing, and actually hoping, to step in front of a dense rubber ball that can be traveling near 100mph with nothing but a cup, helmet, stick, gloves, and thin foam chest pad.

1. I would never want to be a lacrosse goalie.

2. That guy's almost nuts enough to be a lacrosse goalie.

by Tigerlax February 3, 2008

goalieflage

Goalie equipment designed by a Boston teenager, that looks like the netting of the goal, the result being an optical illusion that confuses the shooter.

The goalie is wearing goalieflage.

by Five Hole February 17, 2009

goalie

The last line of defense that stops the other team from scoring. They are the unsung heroes of the game. They give there heart and body to the game they love, and are willing to sacrifice everything to save the game. Even when they get hurt they never complain. The only bad part about a goalie is they tend to get blamed for losing the game because everyone remembers the shots they missed and not the ones they saved. In reality though if your team was so dame good then you would not need a goalie.

There are goalies in soccer, hockey, and lacrosse and you dame well better respect them because no one sees your ass in goal.

by Goalkeeper#13 January 11, 2015

Gollier

80's Dublin Term:
To snort one's own snot into their mouth for use for spitting.

Ya nearly hit yar man with the gollier. Run!!!

by TheWatchers July 12, 2009