Gooching

The act of making contact between your gooch (the skin between your balls or scrange and your ass) and the head of a helpless victim. An aggressive attack.

He is tying his shoe lace- gooch him!. Get gooching lads.

by Ibrihima June 16, 2010

grouching

An act of vandalism. The perpetrator, while hanging out of the window of a Sedan, grabs a garbage bag placed on the side of the road for pick-up and drags it down the street until the bag breaks scattering the thrash.

Caution: act may cause extreme moments of euphoria.

"Stubbie and the gang went out grouching the evening before, trash was scattered all up and down Mott Park."

by OleE September 21, 2008

gooching so hard

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.

"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.

by sean henny September 6, 2010

gouhin

The daddiest furry ever and can be intimidating but deep down he is the sweetest man ever! He is muscular and has a great body everyone falls for him and i MEAN EVERYONE!

“Hey look, isn’t that gouhin?!”
“Yeah it is, he looks so good in person!”

by Mr. Redfield September 1, 2021

gouchi

The act of lifting an object with the impression that it is much heavier then it actually is. This results in lifting the object far too high, creating a sense of shock.

I attempted to lift the milk carton out of the refridgerator, however I gouchied it and smacked the it off the top of the refridgerating unit.

by Løserkid January 22, 2005

Gooching

Gooching. The act of grabbing/rubbing two fingers on someones gooch area. can be done either sexually or as a means of punishment or beating up. Mythically it is possible to gooch someone until they jizz.

Lets gooch that new year 8 kid, hes a pinhead. Gooch him good he didn't pay his money.Ohh baby gooch me till i jizz. HElP hes gooching me!!

by jizzhead April 11, 2009

Gooching

During an argument, when someone repeatedly changes the topic to ensure they always win.

I was trying to make my point with this guy, but he kept gooching to make himself look good and win the argument.

by metlhead4life March 18, 2008