Goucher College, located in the heart of Towson, Maryland is not only known for its impressive curriculum, it is known for its 'freaks and geeks.' Not just your average freak or geek but a die hard "Pirate Club" member, Cat and Muppet girl and a large population of overly (weird) artistic individuals who are most likely homosexual. Where dressing to promote Hot Topic and dying your hair neon green is considered cool. And who could forget the overly-dedicated Goucher Gopher lacrosse players? Who truley believe that his membership to not a D1, not D2, but yes, a D3 lacrosse team is a way of life. Bottom line, you play lacrosse for Goucher College, do you really think that anyone is taking you seriously? Stop celebrating because you are a bunch of true die hard fags and nothing more.
by Not a Gopher Fan January 08, 2006
Assistant teacher: just clarifying, you simplify number five then factor?
Teacher: no, you factor, THEN simplify. Stop asking stupid questions, you're not being helpful
Students (in unison): THANKS MRS GOUCHER!
Teacher: no, you factor, THEN simplify. Stop asking stupid questions, you're not being helpful
Students (in unison): THANKS MRS GOUCHER!
by Benjafo March 06, 2017
an act where the attendee stares into a mirror and chants the name Donald Goucher repeatedly. The act of this is supposed to grant the physical attributes of the mythological figure Donald Goucher.
by The handler March 24, 2021