Gootching

Gootching is when you and your friends pool together a small amount of cash to buy a shitbox on Craigslist known as a “gootch” Then proceed to live out your wildest fantasies. By soaring off jumps and rallying through waterfowl mating areas, light that fucker on fire and jump it into a small pond while eating a bowl of ramen. The world is your oyster.

Bro.. you’re never gonna pick up any chicks in that piece of crap, let’s go gootching instead!

by Lukeray October 23, 2020

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Gotschi

A bi-racial angel of superhero lineage that likes to slam bitches. Gotschis often urinate in random places of the home, and vomit in Vermillion bathtubs. You can find a Gotschi at your local Tex-Mex restaurant, with a burrito in one hand, and his dick in the other (maybe an import beer, instead.)

What a lovely creature! It must be a Gotschi.

by vermillionowensgotschi March 12, 2012

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gotchie

Underwear, stemming from the DP's of eastern European descent.

In his drunken stupor, he lost control of his bowels and dropped a tar biscuit in his gotchie.

by Paul April 19, 2004

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Machi Gotchi

A religious term. The all powerful, and all knowing. The bringer of light. The healer of suffering. The one who will lead us into the light...into the white. (in greek, it means "I like to stretch in the dark") Dates back to the earliest texts...Even to ancient cave paintings. The Miyans and Aztecs whorshipped him.

On the 8th day, Machi Gotchi said, "let there be MT. Dew."

by ;lkjfdsa July 21, 2008

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