by Adam3Magic December 7, 2013
Get the gorthy mug.A Gorthos is a hoopy frood who started life as your average run of the mill super-intelligent human, but slowly evolves in to a super-human in many ways. As a Gorthos ages, he tends to not only maintain his like and ability in all things technical and generally nerdy, he also is able to get dates with attractive yet also slightly geeky nerd-girls. This makes him a diety among fellow nerds and although scorn occasionally rains down upon him from less fortunates, most often his charisma of 18 wins the day, even with decryers.
"I'm worried about little Timmy. He won't play hockey."
"Don't worry dearest, he's a Gorthos."
"True. As are you my sweet. Would you care for more tea?"
"Yes pretty lady. and a hand job please."
"But of course!"
"Don't worry dearest, he's a Gorthos."
"True. As are you my sweet. Would you care for more tea?"
"Yes pretty lady. and a hand job please."
"But of course!"
by Bob Goatu October 24, 2008
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Get the goreh mug.When the less well decoratively versed blend Gorean stereotypical ( John Nornman novels ) design with Gothic design resulting in a less than attractive distortion of a sincere classical style ( Gothic ).
So I visited John's new Club and between the red velvet furnishings, faux furs and hastily thrown down bondage equipment I had to wonder if I had landed not in 12th Century Paris but Planet Gor. It was soooooooooo "Gorthic" .
by Rebecca World November 4, 2008
Get the Gorthic mug.Goreth is such a sweetheart. She cares enormously and is very empathetic. Goreth’s sens of humour is addictive and her presence is always wanted. She can be annoying at times but it never comes from a place other than love. She’s multitalented and very lovely. People love Goreth and if they don’t they’re hating. Never ever let a Goreth go.
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Get the Gorth mug.One of the most intelligent beings on the planet. Able to foretell a raid wipe often minutes before one happens. Enabled him to survive unscathed thru many failed fights against evil dragons and firey elemental monsters.
by JDuff November 12, 2008
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