Gorse

A horse using a snail with a pointed shell to pretend to be a unicorn.

Person 1: "That's actually a horse."
Person 2: "No, it isn't. Look at that snail on its forehead. That's definitely a gorse."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, you're right. That's a gorse."
Person 3: "I hate you both."

by NotImbtrtenu June 1, 2021

gorse pockets

A New Zealand term for a kiwi that is tight and has scrooge type behaviour.

Gorse bushes are a spiky plant imported from scotland that run wild in New zealand that Know one likes...

Dave; I've been out with Johno for two nights in a row for beerzies... he hasn't bought a one yet......
Trevor ; Gorse pockets..!

by Jimmy Jammerson June 4, 2018

Of Gorse

1. of course, obviously, absolutely
2. Bootylicious

Nikki: That sex was absolutely amazing
Cody: Oh yes of gorse, it was magical... how old are you?

by Joe G- 2012 June 30, 2011

Dirty goose

a lifestyle involving sending all nighters and pulling benders. popular on hats. if one reps the dirty goose then they will out party anyone present at said party.

yo did you that guy wearing the dirty goose
hat.
yeah he slammed the whole half gallon of black out water like it was nothing.

by Tommy sends July 29, 2020

Goose Waffle

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.

"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."

by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012

Old goosebump arm

Victoria Coren Mitchell

Woosh! Such an old goosebump arm she is

by LittleAlexHorne November 18, 2021

Saddle-goose

A 19th century insult meaning Someone who is so foolish they’d consider putting a saddle on a goose which if you didn’t know, that’s a stupid and arbitrary idea.

“ A fool. Ever tried to saddle a goose? No. Which is exactly the point of this 19th-century slur: that you are as foolish as somebody who'd try something as pointless as putting a saddle on a goose.” -babbel.com

Now listen here you chuckaboo, do not hold disdane for my attractive physique. Perhaps if you groomed yourself more eloquently you would not find yourself a bachelor still. Even more so perhaps the young lady you court will return your correspondence when she tries of the surgeon or magistrate she fancies. SADDLE-GOOSE!

by Djnyancatz November 9, 2020