Gorf

Acronym for Good Ol' Regular Folk.

Used to describe non-collegiate athletes in a derogatory way.

I hate GORFs. They just go to class for an hour then go play with their twats at home.

by OT10 May 7, 2010

gorf

A term used in bodyboarding. Meaning a reverse ARS (Air Roll Spin). it is an extreamly difficult trick to pull.

Man did You just see Hubb pull that massive "Gorf".

by Pumo May 30, 2006

gorf

A gorf is an old fat and flabby man with fake blond hair, orange skin, pursey lips, and a fat neck who shits in his tasteless gold bathtub and bites at his own cum-bubbles and then goes out to cheat at golf.

Melania gets sooo.. tired of hearing tRumpty gorf in the bathtub every morning!

by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020

gorf

For a gorf to occur, the person must have the following traits:
1)They must be a GINGER!!!!!!
2)Smell of fox piss
3)Falls asleep mid-chew eating meat.
4)Hangs around bus stops
5)Gets dick slapped by other men

Look at that boy at the bus stop, he's a FUCKING GORF! kill that DICCCCCKKKKKKKKK!

by Steve Foreman December 17, 2008

gorf

A word that can be used to spark conversation, no particualar meaning but if pronounced correctly, one can light a conversation amazingly. Best used in silent situations.

gorf
W-hat?
Dude, what did he just say?
etc.....

by The PC Nerd February 5, 2004

Gorf

(verb) to stuff a large amount of food into your mouth; to eat something as quickly as possible, with minimal chewing; syn with "stuff your face"

The muffin was so delicious I gorfed it while laughing.

The pizza was so good we totally gorfed it.

Dude don't gorf your food, it's gross.

by Lucy T-W September 14, 2017

Gorf

The act of performing desperate fellatio to the boss should he suddenly appear. The word comes from the exaggerated sound of someone trying to swallow dick. Usually performed by "Yes Men" and "wannabes". The key to spotting this type of employee is to wait for the first one to break from the group, and make a beeline to update the boss on the status of the job, offer coffee, or just praise what a wonderful job he is doing.

Wow he must really want that raise! Look at him gorf the bosses dick!

by Richmeister August 20, 2014