Gordo 

Some who has consumed mass amounts of alcohol, or drugs, or a combination of the two and is so drunk/high that he/she can't function any more.

Scott: Man you guys see parker last night
Marc: Ya, he was throwing up everywhere
Nicholas: Ya he was gordo

Gordo by Rammstein00001 January 23, 2009

gordo 

An moronic political leader in the Best Place on Earth, British Columbia.

Is a useless jerk who has done nothing for the people.

Is considered an insult to be called "gordo"

gordo is a jerk who does nothing for the people.

gordo by rich_coleman February 11, 2005

Gordo 

A popular English dance which involves brushing one's shoulders and waving one's hands in front of oneself in a rotary manner.

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Barry and Mair are dancing the gordo.

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I love dancing the gordo and would definitely agree with the statement that the gordo is the best dance ever to be danced.

Gordo by JuPitEer December 1, 2009

GORDO 

The best compliment you can ever receive. It means that you are fat and worship skydaddy and fight the evils of delgadas.

You are very gordo my guy

GORDO by LimDel April 7, 2018

GORDO 

Used to describe any person, situation event or thing that is the highest level of awesome.

We went on a 20km hike on the weekend. We crossed some really dangerous creeks, got eaten alive by leaches and saw about 15 waterfalls. It was totally GORDO.

Mick: We are organising an event where we walk around a ridiculously steep road for 24 hours in the middle of summer.
Everyone: Woah, sounds GORDO!
Alex: Doesn't sound very GORDO to me but I guess we'll give it a go.

(14 Hours into the Walk)
Everyone: Who's idea was this? This is the least GORDO thing ever.

GORDO by GCFella January 10, 2022

Gordo 

Awesome

Gordo is awesome

Gordo by Saxsta December 20, 2016

Gordo 

1. An annoying character from that TV show Lizzie McGuire aka David Gordon.

2. A nickname for people who have Gordon as their first or last name.

Gordo has a bad haircut.

Gordo by Kevin July 25, 2004