Goozer

When you break up with a girl who quiefs a lot on your dick, and sleeps with other men while dating you. You call her a goozer.

Man you know that chick Spencer I went out with. What a goozer.

by TheOneTheOnly December 5, 2012

Goozer

A teenager who is not good at video games but still plays them.

Man, Leonard was being such a Goozer last night.

by Goozer July 3, 2015

Yakked off the goozer

Being fucked up, high, drunk, etc..
'Yakked' being the verb, 'goozer' being the subject

"Dude i'm yakked off the goozer right now"
"holy crap dude nice"

by octoNG March 25, 2024