Gooterize

To hit or strike an umpire with a bat while legally remaining in the game.

"He just gooterized the umpire"
"Gooterize him!"

by Ghutz September 17, 2006

Gooter

Abbreviation for a granny scooter. An old person's mobility scooter.

Look at that bitch fly on her gooter!

by tomtomh123 December 16, 2008

Gooter

A combination of the words goo and the slang term: cooter (referring to a woman's vagina).
A descriptive word describing the state of a woman's labia after a male ejaculates on them and they begin to stick together.

Kelly had a very drippy gooter after Chris was finished with her.

by BLAM!!!!! May 31, 2009

Gooter

A mixture of goober goofy a Great insult

Youre A Gooter

by Madelynn Jade March 7, 2009

gooters

A bad case of diahrrea

Oh man! I got a bad case of the gooters from the White Castle sliders I ate last night.

by Tear-uh May 11, 2006

Gooter lover

A person who is attracted to ugly women.

Phil sure is a gooter lover .

by JAMES BRADY July 4, 2016

gooter cheese

the cheese from in between the goots of gooter boy(matthew aka gooterluver69420)

Matthew has gooter cheese

by gooterboyluver69420 January 7, 2022