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the drunkest, dumbest, most absurd person at the party
Mikey was definitely the goose last night, god that kid is a dumbass
by the wet d May 21, 2013
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A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.
What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.
by nick May 6, 2005
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A unit in which to measure the amount of pressure applied to a lever or pedal
Easy Roberto, don’t give the old volkswagen too much goose!
by anonymous October 26, 2017
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A term of endearment to a close buddy. Either when they are being silly, or when you are trying to get their attention.
Allie - Hey Goose!
Alicia - What?!
Allie - Look at that skoozey!
by twoanonymouses December 28, 2008
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Any action involving poking or proding of one's buttock's as if you are being snapped at by a goose.
"Let's go goose that ugly bitch in the granny panties!"
by goo'se May 9, 2003
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a feeling that takes over you to bring out the best in you
Tapping into Goose bumps got me energized. yeah, baby
by @tikifaces_ October 19, 2019
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To goose; to wingman until you're no longer required as a plot device to only then disappear in a blaze of glory, the fodder which is left in your wake has been goosed.
"Did you see Pete pull a goose on Friday? As soon as I said I was taking her home he was gone!"
by Zero Degrees July 13, 2014
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