goose

the drunkest, dumbest, most absurd person at the party

Mikey was definitely the goose last night, god that kid is a dumbass

by the wet d May 21, 2013

goose

A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.

What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.

by nick May 6, 2005

Goose

A unit in which to measure the amount of pressure applied to a lever or pedal

Easy Roberto, don’t give the old volkswagen too much goose!

by anonymous October 26, 2017

Goose

A term of endearment to a close buddy. Either when they are being silly, or when you are trying to get their attention.

Allie - Hey Goose!
Alicia - What?!
Allie - Look at that skoozey!

by twoanonymouses December 28, 2008

goose

Any action involving poking or proding of one's buttock's as if you are being snapped at by a goose.

"Let's go goose that ugly bitch in the granny panties!"

by goo'se May 9, 2003

Goose

a feeling that takes over you to bring out the best in you

Tapping into Goose bumps got me energized. yeah, baby

by @tikifaces_ October 19, 2019

Goose

To goose; to wingman until you're no longer required as a plot device to only then disappear in a blaze of glory, the fodder which is left in your wake has been goosed.

"Did you see Pete pull a goose on Friday? As soon as I said I was taking her home he was gone!"

by Zero Degrees July 13, 2014