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goonball [goon] [goons]

A sport popular with one particular year group at priory school in lewes. Whereby a group of goung lads steal the football belonging to some goons and run, keeping hold of it for as long as possible.

note: the term goon is loosely applied and could refer to goons, year 10s, year 9s, or anyone with a football. The game can also be ended by kicking the football into ham lane.
We really merked those goons in that game of goonball goon goons earlier! STEVE would have been rightly proud of us.
by I'm not Sam Knight April 4, 2009
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goon [goonball] [goons]

A nerd or loser who attended priory school in Lewes England, typically hanging out on the tennis courts playing football.
Ha look at that goon goonball goons who's up for a spot of goonball?
by I'm not Sam Knight April 4, 2009
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Goongaloid

There isn't any real meaning behind this word, it is often used as a slur but no one knows how to use it.
Oh hey, look at that goongaloid over there.
Simon, check out that goongaloid.
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goongalar

The Goongalar is a edit of the FNAF Security Breach character Vanessa made in the Freddit server around the time of the 2nd trailer for the game, after complaints were made of the model for Vanessa looking weird and unusual, The Freddit (fnaf Reddit) Discord server decided to create a weird and ugly looking edit of the screenshot with the most prominent feature being an elongated nose and a smaller mouth, this edit would later become a meme associated with Freddit
Discord Person #1: Have you heard of The Goongalar
Discord Person #2: (posts the Goongalar image)
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Goonball

A person who does not like to eat Starburst.
Man those goonballs dont even like Starbursts, they are just crazy
by Randolfman January 10, 2010
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goonjelqing

goonjelqing is the act of jelqing in unison with a goon squad this is proven to increase the effectiveness of jelqing hence its popularity
yo bro wanna have a cheeky goonjelqing sesh at my gaf
by goonjelqing October 17, 2023
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goonja

A goon ninja. Individual who performs stealthy awkward acts to please others. Usually, highly skilled at making long “run on” sentences with abnormal pitch and fluctuating tones to grasp an audience’s attention, then suddenly reverts to speaking with social norms.
Terry enters the room

Terry: What up peeps?

Terry kicks off his shoes in a sketch manner, then quickly removes a sock

Jim: Hey Terry, why did you remove a sock, what are you doing!?

Terry: I was going to place it on a random door knob so nobody will go into that room. Not because I or anyone is having sex in there but so the density of people will increase in this place with one less room. Plus, it will get more social energy flowing in this place.

Jim: Ok, now I like the sounds of that.

Terry: It’s a goonja act. You can thank me later.

Terry then removes the rest of his clothing and begins socializing in a friendly manner

Jim to himself: Now that’s a goonja.
by Goondued November 5, 2011
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