gooner

Someone who supports a team who plays "beautiful football" but never actually wins anything.

That gooner in the Arsenal jersey may as well be French!

by arsenalsucks September 5, 2011

Gooner

A person connected in any way with north London outfit Arsenal. Many campaigns have been fought for the name to be changed to 'London French' due to the team's large Gallic contingent. Their main rivals in London are Tottenham and Chelsea, although many Gooners hate Man Utd with equal venom.

I hate those Gooner scum.

by Dave Blyth August 4, 2005

gooner

A midget or dwarf who is mentally retarded

Dude, Jon or Josh did you guys see that gooner running down the street?

by Kris Lev October 9, 2006

gooner

slang term (orig. London, UK) for stupid person prone to foolish associations.

I saw that gooner on Seven Sisters Road

by George Nussbender February 18, 2004

gooner

Oklahoma Sooner fan

The gooners are going to lose another game.

by Hook'em beat down October 2, 2016

gooner

An Arsenal supporter. Enough said.

"Oh look I'm a Gooner and I support a crap, wasted, foreign, arrogant, cheating, stupid football team."

by Tracky May 13, 2005

Gooner

Mostly famous for supporting the London club Arsenal Fc. Other known signs *hating spurs* *hating chelsea* *loving red* *know everything about arsenal* *either they're wengerin or wengerout*

Person 1: Do you think that person is a gooner?

Person 2: Well he wears red A LOT, screams we hate tottenham & coyg, holds a wengerout sign, no of course not why would you say that. *face palm*

by Gråzon April 24, 2017