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Dardy Goomp 

A dardy goomp is someone who is f ̧̡̧̡̛̼̗̦̥̼̰̥̠͇̘̠͖̞͎̞̙͚̙̣͕͚̤͓̖̬̯͖͉̺̻̾̿̍̐̓͐̄͑͌̽́̈̑͒̾̃͛͗̒̉̿̓̄̓̔̚͘͝͝͠͠ͅą̶̨̨̢̛͙̲̙͙̬̹̟͈̼͓͍̲̙̠͔͓̠͍̦͚̘̳̦̆͒̈́̃̌͑͌̀̀̇́̀̉̍͆̿̽̕̕͜͜ͅf ̛̻̫͈̼̝̥̞̤̠̩̜̟̝͕͉̜͎̰̰̫̺̇̊̽̊̅̀̿̒̀̄̑̾͛̈͑̎́̾̕͜͠͠ ̴̨̢͙̳͈̯̺͈̦͙̠͓̹̘̤͔̭̰̞̼͈͙͇͉̣͔̤̮͇̳̪̭̝̗̰̥̠̻͇̳̱̩̘̜̪̟͗̊̌̾̆̎͊͆͂̂́̀̔̇̾͑͒̃̏̌͗̉͒̃̔͛̐̀̍͊̅͛̊̑͛̈̀̚͘͘̚̕͜͜͜͠g̵̡̡͎̳̩̪͚͍͎̪͖̤̜̖̟̦͉̠̬̼̰̭̼̬̤͈̯̤̱̣̱̪̽̉͑̍́̏̌̅̎̆̒̔͘͘̚ͅͅd̴̡̧͔͖̭͖̭̥̤̥͙͓̞̜̺̩̝̭̻̪͚͛́̆͒̀͒̒̀̄̓̎̔̋̓̇̌̈́͗̋̍̇̌͊̕̚̕͜͝͝g ̡̢̛̛̼̝̹̮̘̞͚̹̹͖͇͍̫̼̪͎̒̌̇̀̊̀̿̈́̏̊̋͐̽̔̑̈́́͆͌̐͑̈́͛̍͐̓́̽̏̽́̄̈́̃͊̿͘̕͘͘̚̚̚̕͝͝ͅf̵̢̢͖̜̪͎̣̻̘̩̙̤̠͚̖̣̫̠̻̌͗͒̈́͛̅͒̽̉͗̃̆̃̈̀̄̅̓̌̍̑̉̈́̆̽͗̿̉̅́̑̂͛̃̌̇̑̐̎̅́͒͆͗̚̚͘͘͜͝g̶̡͙͇̱̝̬̻̤̞̗͉̣̙̤̝̮̘̪͓͉̭͈̩͛͌̈́̍̓̿̎͗̄̎̍̽͋̾̑̀́͗̃́̅̾̓̍̈́͂̎̆̓̎̿͛̚̚͘̕͜͝
Dardy Goomp by fuck thios shit October 24, 2022
Related Words
A goombee is a creature who is described as greasy or slimy and usually shit brown in colour .They are human like in shape but tend to be tallest at 4ft . They are covered in nasty puss filled barnicles which pop when they are excited and they stank of rotten meat and pig semen. They tend to live in dark , cold places like under a bridge or in caves. In their homes they masturbate for warmth and feast upon human testicles which they hunt at rastle up under the moonlight from unsespecting senoir men. They are a close relative to the skwag.
Two senoir men at a table

"I was out hiking last night and I stumbled upon a goombee cave" said Joe
"Did they take your testicls?"said Bill
"Naw, they were too busy jakin it" laughed Joe
"Hahahahha they are always beating it" chuckled Bill
Goombee by M.W.P 9 July 28, 2013
To describe something that's dirty (person or act).
You're such a goombaya.
That is such a goombaya thing to do.
Goombaya by overduemayo April 29, 2015
v, to glomp
NOT sexual, it is the action of one person lovingly (and dramatically) attacking another with a hug.
A glomp is often preadatory and lies somewhere in the grey area between a caring embrace, and a flying leap to tackle someone.
The term is used extesively in anime culture, as well as online in text form (anime because many anime characters do this often, and online because it is short and descriptive).
real life:
A runs at B as if to bowl her over, but instead picks up B and spins her around while squeezing her tightly.

online:
-*glomp!*
=hi!.. *squeek!* cant breathe ^-^
-*loosens grip*
Glomp by Angelknight dotorg February 18, 2003
Word of the Day on December 20, 2024

Gompy Balls

The act of feces being violently reflected off of porcelain by the anus in such a matter that said feces spackles the underside of the testicles when taking a poop.
I took such a powerful shit that i had to wipe my gompy balls.
Gompy Balls by keepinit247 February 21, 2011
A fat, sweaty, munted guy who resembles the fictional Willy Wonka character Augustus Gloop.
“Last night at the club some fat, sweaty munted fuck would not stop following me around !!”

“Same! He was such a gloomp”
Gloomp by Gwoosta April 15, 2020