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Googlution

A portmanteau of "Google pollution". A phenomenon in which toxic search engine results have a cumulative and systemic negative effect on the efficacy of the search engine. Search engine results trending towards decreasing accuracy, often caused by commercial websites attaining top listings through the use of search engine optimization (SEO) methods. Highly ranked search engine spam.
After sifting through 34 pages of Googlution, I finally found a useful query result.
by OkieLoki February 28, 2009
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googlethon

when The only known use for that electronic device you call a laptop is too randomly search stupid shit in the google search engine.

this can done by typing random words into the search engine with no real reason other than to entertain you for the 5 seconds your goldfish brain can concentrate on one thing for.
or 2 hitting stumble over 200 times in hopes you will hit the personal entertainment jackpot of all stumbles!!!
quite frankly i think i would rather continue this googlethon than do my lame ass assignment that's due tomorrow!
by fennbot March 25, 2010
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Googlepation

* Googlepate /ˈguːgəlpeɪt/, verb: 1. To use an obscure term without defining it, on the assumption that the reader will google it. 2. Implicitly calling upon an external reference.
* Googlepation /ˈguːgəlpeɪʃən/, noun: The act of googlepating.
* Googlepated /ˈguːgəlpeɪtɛd/, verb: Past participle of googlepate; adjective: Difficult or impossible to interpret without Google; "The document was too heavily googlepated to interpret on the spot."
* Metagooglepation /'meː.taguːgəlpeɪʃən/, noun: Use of the term googlepation or its derivatives without providing a link or definition.
"The near ubiquity of pocketable web devices has led to the increasing use of verbal googlepation."
by Simon Funk December 9, 2008
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Googlelation

Noun: the results of a Google search, otherwise known as Googlelation, especially when it provides a definitive answers.
The Googlelation for Jackson Browne's birthday is Oct. 9, 1948.
"And the Googlelation is.... Jackson Browne was born on the same day in October as John Lennon and one day after my mother's birthday."
by Wendi G February 28, 2010
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Googlezation

Google products, or innovations, and their affect on the evolution of digital communication in society.
Did you see the latest Googlezation? Online bike maps.”
by Bobby Whispers March 10, 2010
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Googlecation

An upgrade to the Staycation. This is when you stay at home and visit the beach by using Google Maps.
Yeah, she has been having a rough week so she was taking a Googlecation.
by scootsNgiggles October 27, 2010
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Premature Googleation

A person suffers from premature googleation if he or she takes any problem straight to google without giving any real attempts at solving it for him or herself, thus depriving themselves and the world of any original or innovative solutions that can be achieved through thinking and experimentation.
A. This problem is too fucking hard dude, I'm just going to google how to do it

B. and prematurely googleate? are you serious? at least take a stab at it man

A. yeah you're right, premature googleation would make me kind of.. impotent.
by mrfarenheit6969 July 10, 2011
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