Googledoctor

When someone has diagnosed their own disease by looking up the symptoms on the internet.

A: I've got brain cancer!

B: How do you know?

A: I have a headache and a lump on my foot! I looked it up on the interwebz and found out it means BRAIN CANCER!

B: Don't believe the Googledoctor, go to a real doctor.

by oldBuzzard March 29, 2010

Googleism

A religion based on the vast knowledge of google. A person who celebrates this religion is a googleist.

The Adam and Eve of google is Larry Page and Sergey Brin.

Girl1: So what are you going to do tonight?

Girl2: I'm going to practice googleism by looking up things I don't know on google.

by Saraness May 2, 2009

googledegook

The hits received from a google search that bear little or no relation to the search term.

WTF? I searched for "rim jobbing" and got all this googledegook about employment opportunities in the Pacific Rim.

by Bent Mack November 21, 2005

Googledexterous

Proficiency or expertise in using search engines, such as Google, to find helpful or meaningful results, especially through the use of parameters and boolean operators.

I couldn't figure out what was wrong, but my googledexterous roommate found a forum post with a solution. Who knew a bachelor's in library science would pay off?

by HildegardvonBingen June 9, 2009

You just got googled.

A phrase used when one person conducts a Google search to prove a point made in an argument with another person. Phrase was first coined in 2015 in Aurora, IL.

Person 1: You're totally wrong. Julius Caesar did not die in March.
Person 2: Of course he did. Person 2 googles "Julius Caesar date of death" to prove date of death
Person 2: Boom! You just got googled.

by Agent CSR October 4, 2016

googletipping

The act of randomly clicking upon Google Ads on a web page whose content you appreciate, however, have no particular interest in the advertisement itself.

Clicking the ad gives the site owner a small revenue "tip".

Wow, this country music site sure is purdy! I think I'll show my appreciation by googletipping.

*Click*

There ya go darlin' keep a little somthin' fer yerself :)

by juzzy_o April 22, 2007

googlebitch

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

by K.A.L. January 11, 2009