goofus 

A Goofus is a human male who loves skateboarding, tequila shots and all things Indonesian. It is the type of guy who takes his clothes off during a game of ping pong, who breaks out into a mediocre rap in the middle of a normal conversation, and who decorates your bicycle with Christmas lights when you're not looking. A Goofus is all about positivity. He is the guy who will drive you to the beach after dark on the coldest night of the year, and who will drink sake with you in the middle of the day if you feel like it. One of the things that comes out of his mouth most is: "OKAY, LET'S DO THIS" and he says it in such a way that you go: "YEA, OF COURSE, LET'S JUMP INTO THAT PILE OF QUICKSAND, NO PROBLEM, LET'S GO!!!" People are not yet sure why his enthusiasm is so contagious. Theory goes that it's because a Goofus is unusually good looking and his curly hair always looks like he has just woken up, or that it's because he is some sort of weird and very satisfying mixture of smooth and sweet. Nobody really knows, so for the time being, this phenomenon is referred to as 'the Goofus magic'. When you meet a Goofus, keep him in your life in whatever way possible. And if by any strange twist of fate you get the chance, take him out for beer and a make out session - he might be good at life in general but he is excellent at that too.

- "Why are you wearing a silly costume on a regular night out?"
- "I pulled a Goofus."

-"Wow, that dude is amazing!"
- "Yea, he is definitely a Goofus allright."

- "When people are on the verge of getting depressed, they just need to Goofus up their lives, man."

- "For sure!"

- "Yesterday a kid was afraid to do a skateboarding trick so I spread some Goofus magic until he did."
- "Right on, Simon!"

goofus by Latenightsun January 21, 2017

Goofus 

A Smart and Intelligent Girl, who is also Funny and Pretty!

Goof is for short!

Dude, She is a Goofus!

Hey, that Girl is a Goof!

Goofus by Bubby! September 29, 2013

Goofus 

The kind of boy who does something like steal a bike they're not gonna put back and puts it on tv.

The boy wanted to make his own reality show or something like punk'd, but his version was fucking with local folks. The goofus was trying to make people famous.

Goofus by Solid Mantis August 13, 2019

Goofus 

If Goofus and Gallant are night and day, Goofus is the silly part of it.

Goofus became a goofus due to a lack of corporal (to/of the body via Latin loan words) punishment as a kid, and thought that everyone else became (got to become) a goofus as a kid too.

Goofus by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

Goofus 

The silly half of day and night.

Goofus became wicked due to lack of corporal (of/to the body via Latin loan words) punishment as a kid. Goofus thought that it was okay for him/her to hit others, but that it was a crime for anyone to hit him/her because of Goofus's upbringing, though Goofus would always claim that he/she was hitting back or that it was self-defense no matter what if he/she knew that the right authority figures were watching or listening.

Goofus by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

Goofus 

Noun, a cute name for the love of my life. Also, can be used as shorthand for “I love you”.

A: You stuck it in my butt and it tickled.
Me: Adam, you fucking goofus.

Goofus by Woop_woop_ItsDrZ January 29, 2022

goofus 

Someone is goofy and a dufus

Joel is a freaking goofus

goofus by lilythegreat September 27, 2022