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goochsmooch

a smooch of the gooch(area between balls
and ass)
that was a great goochsmooch
by kggggg666 December 25, 2008
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goocher

Freaky /creepy shit happens, but not necessarily a bad or negative thing..
When singing or humming a song, and then turning on the radio to find that very song playing.. Classic Goocher

Picking up the phone to call someone, only to have them call you before you even have a chance to dial.. Definitely a Goocher

E-mailing someone only to recieve an e-mail from them on the same subject seconds before you send yours... Now that's a Goocher

Was also quoted in "Stand by Me"
by Marc Lamanna January 5, 2005
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Goochebag

A person who, instead of helping when someone asks them for genuine help, sends passive-aggressive links to Google, YouTube, or other sites, especially Let Me Google That For You (lmgtfy). In particular, a Goochebag overuses the techniques of teaching people when they should just learn how to use the internet, and applies them to situations where a person is legitimately asking for their help, not merely asking the answer to a trivial question. This form of antisocial response to requests for real-world aid is endemic to internet culture, especially among digital natives.
I asked my electrician buddy Aiden to help me rewire my dryer, but he’s such a Goochebag he sent me a link to YouTube video instead, like I’d asked him how to make scrambled eggs.
by stsully November 24, 2019
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goochmacher

job title for a macher (maker) of high end gooch who then goes on to sell it to the highest bidder

pronounced <gootch-makher>
he's not a pimp, he's a goochmacher
by PieCrustEater June 5, 2020
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goochen

A word used only in volley ball to describe a good play or a good instance.
Scott, that spike was goochen.
I am goochen all day baby!
by Nathan Bradford November 1, 2006
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gooched

The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.
That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.

My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.

After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.

Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.

He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.
by merlineternal January 20, 2008
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Goochmas

The few days between christmas and new years.
1; Merry space between christmas and new years!

2; Oh you mean merry Goochmas?
by J. Edgar December 29, 2011
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