Dutch gonker

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.

I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.

by FacedPunched September 25, 2013

Goner

A Goner is someone who has given up, feels lost and feels Helpless and Hopeless

"Josh, im a Goner, theres nothing we can do now"

by Nobutimjustaspeck September 15, 2017

Gookertino

An alias for Cupertino, CA. Alluding to it's alarmingly prominent Asian population.

"That chick was so fat, she had more Chins then a Gookertino phonebook."

by SoS Virtue August 8, 2012

gongerschnigle

When a black person hits the bong and eats a boneless schnitzel.

That gongerschnigle just tickled my fleshy fun bridge.

by neriJew August 17, 2017

gunkerblasted

When home boy gets blasted with cum and can't speak.

Me and yo boy got hella freaky behind the gas station, he was gunkerblasted 😈😈

by Winterq July 6, 2022

gonered

Synonymous with gone.

Alex: I gtg, cya
Nem: Cya
***Alex has left.***
Jem: Sup Alex?
Nem: Alex gonered.

by dukenemesis October 19, 2008

Gönke

En exclamation used to express discomfort and shock

*two teachers making out in the hallway
Aden: Gönke!! *runs away

by Donkey AIDS December 28, 2020