gonk

an unspecified type of dirtyness or stain

"Ew, i fell over and now im covered in Gonk"
"Why didnt you clean you shoes, now theres Gonk all over the floor!"
"WHY ARE THERE GONK STAINS ALL OVER MY NEW CARPET?"

by PhysicalToxic November 6, 2019

gonk

a totally useless twat / dickhead / pratt / knob

you fucking gonk mother fucker

by bubsey October 2, 2005

gonk

Glasgow, Scots.

Synonymous with blowjob

Geez a gonk ye dobber!

by Superbo February 2, 2005

gonk

The true definition of "gonk" is when you backhand a guy right in the nuts. Saying the word "gonk" at the same time is required. The word gonk is used by only the best of all backhanders. Are you the best?

The script you follow:
You - (Backhanding the guy becide you) "GONK!"
Other Guy - "Aww fuck. What the hell was that for?"

"I gonked that other guy the other day."
"Lets have a truce. No gonking eachother."

by Brogan Scott Houston McIntyre October 28, 2006

gonk

In 80's Northern Ireland it was a synonym for underpants.

"Ma, have you seen me gonks?"

by Jeff Spencer September 12, 2008

gonk

Australian English To sleep, generally after a big night on the turps

hey Rich, I'm smashed, going to gonk on your couch tonight, will try not to piss on the floor

by Smegger goatse 12 November 30, 2016

gonk

To be beaten to death by a large black rubber dildo.

In the movie Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, the character Hatchet Harry, beats a man, suspected of stealing, to death with what happened to be at hand. Harry, also a porn shop owner, happened to grab a big black rubber cock.

This term arose due to the unwieldlyness of the lengthy phrase "He was beaten to death with a large black rubber cock..." and was shortened to simply, "He got gonked."

Hatchet Harry gonked some bloke for stealing from him.

If these guys keep pissing us off like this, I'm gonna gonk them.

by sonik February 6, 2005