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Gonja Balls 

When you smoke so much weed that you cannot have an orgasm during sex

Same as whiskey dick, but with marijuana
"That fat bowel of sticky weed I smoked before bangin', gave me a terrible case of gonja balls!"

Sean: I can't shoot my load...
Coleen: Why not dear, have you been tokin?
Sean: Yes! I must have a nasty case of gonja balls!
Gonja Balls by m408 July 22, 2009
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samwise gonja 

A very potent form of marijuana best known for its use in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Whoah, that's some really strong samwise gonja... I think I just went there and back again.
samwise gonja by UCTV July 12, 2010
Elana. Sometimes confused with Gonja, which is a form of awesome marijuana.
I know a girl named E-Gonja. Sometimes her name is confused with "Gonja", which is a form of awesome marijuanna.
E-Gonja by chamas December 3, 2010

Gonadnarel 

Gonadnarel is a mafia. Usually related to the mafia party game. It is used interchangeably with "mafia" or "mafioso". It is both a verb and a noun.

It's derived from "gonad", which is a euphemism for "dicks", but you can't call them that lest they'll gonadnarel you. And "narel", from the infamous hooker Nad Narel.
"I bet they are gonna gonadnarel me next!"
Gonadnarel by Lupesiesta April 5, 2013

Captain Ganja 

Famous pirate radio announcer who ran Radio Free Euphoria. His programs were aimed at reforming marijuana use laws and were often laced with great psychedelic rock music and humor.
For a while, WBCQ used to air both old and new programs from Captain Ganja.
Captain Ganja by pentozali November 27, 2006

Maharishi Hashishi Ali Ganja 

"You'd better listen to me, you f00kin' slohbs!", said Maharishi Hashishi Ali Ganja.