gonch

1. A based object, situation, or individual
2. Particularly swagged out or rad at
3. A receiver of simping (see “resimpient”)
4. God or a God-like being
5. The Instagram page @gonch.worldwide

1. “‘Fish have permanent side eye’ is a gonched idea”
2. “Yo they’re really gonched out with those peculiar loafers”
3. “Evan isn’t a munch, Evan is a gonch!”
4. "That's on Gonch."
"Gonch willing"
5. "New Gonch post just dropped!"

by Ezzy Wezzy September 1, 2023

Gonch

When something is cool, or very good, like “fire”

This meal is so gonch.

Dude I fw ur hat it’s hella gonch.

by Hannahisnotonfire June 21, 2024

gonch monster

Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).

Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.

by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020

gonch kibble

small dry turds resembling dry dog food inadvertently expressed into ones underpants

His wife became annoyed from constantly having to clean his gonch kibble.

by g-man 82 June 16, 2015

Gonch Rocket

Erect penis contained by your underwear or gonch.

At the strip club, the other night, I had trouble concealing my gonch rocket.

by shirtzooka March 31, 2010

Gonch Pad

The backside of the kneecap.

The man caressed my gonch pad

by Sir erplebottom January 29, 2019

gonch pull

a severe wedgie that results with the victim having a shit stain in his drawers after the fact.

i had to change my underwear after that gonch pull he gave me!

by gonch November 4, 2007