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Gollum

To 'gollum' over something means to, possess something, treat it as your precious, clean it tend to it, just like Gollum would
"I just bought these new sneakers, i love them so much i will gollum over them for the rest of my life"
by vhjvugunkn December 25, 2014
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gollumy

Shit that looks and/or behaves like Gollum.
Q: Have you seen that new facebook look recently?

A: Damn son, that shit straight gollumy.
by TwiceY April 11, 2014
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Gollum Cosplay

A disgusting worthless piece of shit rock Gollum is a no-personality creature that derives from the popular battle royale Fortnite. Gollum's typically dont like to speak much and love to self loathe, most Gollum's like to working in the welding and/or construction industry where they like to suck huge massive cocks and swallow disgusting loads.
So how long have you been doing Gollum Cosplay for?
by S&A Organics Co. June 2, 2022
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gollum

A character from Lord of the Rings. He has inspired the creation of a metal sub-genre, known as Gollum-core (or smeogal-core). This genre is commonly associated with the band, Forgetting Skaro.
I love listening to musicians who sound like gollum.
by gollumiscute October 25, 2012
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gollumcore

A sub-genre of metal, in which the vocals are said in a similar fashion to Gollum from Lord of the Rings. This can involve quiet, drawn out vocals, and low screams. This genre is often associated with the Australian band, Forgetting Skaro, who is said to have created the genre.
"I wonder what Gollum would sound like if he was in a band."
"Just listen to Forgetting Skaro, a gollumcore band."
by lordofdahomies October 24, 2012
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gollum dick

A generally used and abused penis.

A penis used so much it may resemble the appendage of a hundred year old hobbit..
That dude has fucked way too many people. He must be sporting some serious gollum dick.
by trbrown May 6, 2010
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Gollum Banging

Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.
Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.
by The Wizzard of Odd February 23, 2011
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