goldberg

A testicle the size of a watermelon.

Ben has some awesome Goldbergs

by Kirk D October 22, 2007

Goldberg

It's makin' whoopie. Hit these cookies with this pole. Word!

In the hot tub takin' pictures of all these bitches makin' Goldberg.

by bruce9707 May 07, 2009

goldberg

someone obsessed with something

I live my life around professional wrestling. So I've been called Goldberg because of the man Bill Goldberg.

by Dark Heart October 16, 2007

Goldberg

To goldberg is to get fucked in the ass by a dinosaur and panda at the same time both in the ass and vagina. This is very common in the Land Before Time, a valley full of kronosaurs and Giant Panda bears. Most of the time, goldbergs are enacted on males with the first name of james and the last name of goldberg

"I can't sit because i got goldberged by dinokron and panda bear"
"That kid adam li just golberged me omg"
"HAHAHA he's walking funny because he got goldberged"

by estack November 24, 2008

Goldberg

An old woman who teaches mathematics and enjoys the following: cutting her own hair, Asians, bees, Euclid, Asians, straight edge and oh did i mention Asians?

Goldberg: alright kiddos, get your straight edges out

Marisa: But I don't have one

G-berg: STRAIGHT EDGE IS WHERE ITS AT iwasinthePeaceCoreahhhhhAsiansahhhhh!

by Sensational_Shirley October 05, 2008

goldberger

The commonly used nickname of any mornonic poker player who goes on tilt when he gets bad beats against donkeys who do stupid things such as calling down his flush on the flop with low pair to catch runner runner full house.

Damn, look at how quickly he lost his chips after that fish sucked out on him! What a goldberger.

by Juan Montalvo February 08, 2006

Goldberg

Someone who acts like Steve Jobs with out the talent, ability or Experience.

This company is going to fail because the CEO is a total Goldberg

by fakeNameDropper August 29, 2016