A gold digger is basically a female who admires successful men as opposed to mediocre and unaccomplished men. She lives by the code "lack of money can't buy love and happiness" She is the exact opposite of a "ditch digger" (a female who chases poor males). Then there is the "silver digger" who chases middle-class males probably because she feels she can't compete on a higher level with the caliber of females who score accomplished men. Self esteem problem.
While some gold diggers are males... they are overwhelmingly females since older wealthy women can't birth children which is a major stumbling block and deterrent to male gold digging.
Plus gold digging doesn't work as well for males since males don't have the power to seduce that females have. All a female has to do to become rich is poke a lonely rich man in the belly and her bills are paid.
If a male pokes a rich woman in the belly out of the blue... there is a chance he is going to prison for being a creepy sexually assaulting pervert. Its dangerous for males to gold dig for the same reason its dangerous for males to flirt in the work place.
Females are "predator paraonoid". That is why most gold diggers are not males. In order for males to gold dig they must be "creepy predators:" first.
While some gold diggers are males... they are overwhelmingly females since older wealthy women can't birth children which is a major stumbling block and deterrent to male gold digging.
Plus gold digging doesn't work as well for males since males don't have the power to seduce that females have. All a female has to do to become rich is poke a lonely rich man in the belly and her bills are paid.
If a male pokes a rich woman in the belly out of the blue... there is a chance he is going to prison for being a creepy sexually assaulting pervert. Its dangerous for males to gold dig for the same reason its dangerous for males to flirt in the work place.
Females are "predator paraonoid". That is why most gold diggers are not males. In order for males to gold dig they must be "creepy predators:" first.
"Hahhaah look at successful nerd who worked hard with his life. He is now rich and successful and his trophy wife is nothing but a GOLD DIGGER! hahaha"-Jock and his trailer trash wife.
"Hahhaha. very funny Jock. I see you scored you a pasty faced trailer trash woman. Spitting spitballs was very prosperous indeed I see. I can smell her from here. What a ditch digger."-Successful Nerd defending his sweet lover.
"Hahhaha. very funny Jock. I see you scored you a pasty faced trailer trash woman. Spitting spitballs was very prosperous indeed I see. I can smell her from here. What a ditch digger."-Successful Nerd defending his sweet lover.
by Hentor Axe July 12, 2006
tiffany simon , wanna be pin up girls, girls who use men for what they have, and not for who they are
by pollypikky April 03, 2009
Any woman who breaks up with one chronically broke and unemployed boyfriend and then goes on to date a less financially inept man at any point in her lifetime. Usually applied to said woman by the chronically broke and unemployed ex-boyfriend she just left and/or his equally broke and unemployed slacker friends.
"Yeah, she broke up with him when he flunked out of school and got fired from his job for smoking weed in the parking lot in the same week. Now she's dating a co-worker at her new job. What a gold digger that girl is!"
by Arcane Rose January 23, 2008
by hinds August 24, 2007
smiley1123 from gaia (online): nice profile...can u plzzzz donate to me?
forumdrifter zero (from the same website):yes...i can but i won't :D besides, we haven't talked in a long time so you expect me to just donate to you whenever we do talk? you're a gold digger lol
forumdrifter zero (from the same website):yes...i can but i won't :D besides, we haven't talked in a long time so you expect me to just donate to you whenever we do talk? you're a gold digger lol
by forumdrifter March 02, 2008
"No, Fez," Jackie says. "A gold digger is what these idiots call a woman who knows that love eventually wears off, but money is forever."
by R2-DeepThroat June 27, 2014
An intelligent and very beautiful being inside and out. Looking at her will give you a perm boner. This girl, has left a significant mark in our history. She has invented the term gold digging, she is ever so good at it, she doesn't even need to date or flirt to get those desperate fuzzy little man peaches throwing cash at her. She smells intoxicating, if million roses and the sweet scent of fresh apples could combine to make the most perfect smell that will leave you feeling lost in time, that would be the smell of her. If everyone's hopes, dreams, and prayers could collide to make a breath taking embodiment of a soul, coated with every soft, passionate lips kissing in this world, that would be her. She is what we call the God of Gold Digging. She is a true legend. This girl is:
Hist0rique / Jess
Hist0rique / Jess
Khori: YO MOTHER BITCH! THIS GIRL JESS IM TELLING YOU, SHE JUST MADE ME SPEND $20 ON HER BUYING HER A GAME CARD FUCK MAN SHES SO PRETTY I JUST WANT TO PUSH HER AGAINST A WALL AND PLOW HER UNTIL SHE LOSES CONSIOUSNESS.
Khori's mom: IS SHE A GOLD DIGGER? YOU LITTLE SHIT STOP WASTING MONEY ON THIS GIRL.
*Jess walks by* *Both get moist and horny*
Khori's mom: UGGHHHHH MY FAKE TITS ARE GOING CRAZY MY NIPS ARE SO HARD. WHAT IS HER IGN I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND. I WILL GIVE HER SO MUCH GAME CASH
Khori: UGHHHHH MY DIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK. MOM ITS HIST0RIQUE. LETS GROUP SEXT HER.
Khori's mom: IS SHE A GOLD DIGGER? YOU LITTLE SHIT STOP WASTING MONEY ON THIS GIRL.
*Jess walks by* *Both get moist and horny*
Khori's mom: UGGHHHHH MY FAKE TITS ARE GOING CRAZY MY NIPS ARE SO HARD. WHAT IS HER IGN I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND. I WILL GIVE HER SO MUCH GAME CASH
Khori: UGHHHHH MY DIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK. MOM ITS HIST0RIQUE. LETS GROUP SEXT HER.
by OhBbyYes April 14, 2013