Something you put on figuratively when you go to a place with very low quality women for an extended period of time. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale, sort of like a curve on a test. So if a 6 is the best around, she starts looking like a 10 and a 4 will start looking like a 7 or 8. A girl who at first appears tore up from the floor up will eventually improve to nothing to write home about as the goggles set in. It's an altered state of perception.
When Will first came to UC-Berkeley and saw all the nappy-dreaded hippie beast women the school had to offer, he thought he'd never find anything to beat up. But eventually, after the goggles finally took effect, he found himself bringing home a new swamp donkey every night and loving every minute of it.
by Nick D August 18, 2004
Goggle or Goggle.com is a website that typosquats users from "Google.com". It is known to load spyware and malware on your computer.
N00b: -types in "goggle.com" instead of "google"-
Person: YOU JUST GOT A VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER
Computer: -starts having a BSOD-
N00b: -starts crying-
Person: YOU JUST GOT A VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER
Computer: -starts having a BSOD-
N00b: -starts crying-
by Psudonym1212 June 22, 2009
"Gal yuh never goggle,Yuh never goggle suh him caan tell him friend nuttin" Tanya Stephens.
The song jus says don't give a guy head because he will talk about you later, he won;t respect you, etc.
The song jus says don't give a guy head because he will talk about you later, he won;t respect you, etc.
by island mamaz January 15, 2009
Derived from the term "Beer Goggles", which is the enhancement of one's visual appearance aided by alcohol, and "oogling", which is checking out a member of the opposite sex.
The term means, that when said individual is intoxicated and is checking out a member of the opposite sex, but isn't sure if this person is actually attractive or if they are just too drunk.
The term means, that when said individual is intoxicated and is checking out a member of the opposite sex, but isn't sure if this person is actually attractive or if they are just too drunk.
George: What are you doing?
Tim: Checking out the broads
George: Dude! They're so butch! Looks like your goggling again
Tim: Checking out the broads
George: Dude! They're so butch! Looks like your goggling again
by FriendlyFriend January 05, 2009
The art of placing ones scrotum aka (balls,Testicles) onto anothers eyes with just enough pressure so that equal coverage is applied across bridge of the nose simmulating GOGGLES!
by Goggle Doctor February 22, 2010
by thebigwan March 04, 2015
Placing your scrotum over an unsuspecting person's eyes, making it seem as if they are wearing goggles.
by Air MarcGyver August 12, 2003