total gogular failure

In swimming, when one dives into the pool when starting a race and his or her goggles immediately completely fill up with water or fall off, usually ending up somewhere part way down the person's face.

Brian: "Damn, dude. What happened during that race? You're time was freaking slow."

Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."

by UndeadMessenger March 20, 2009

globulars

After not having sex for a long time semen will often clump together forming little jelly balls similar in appearance to topioca pudding.

I hadnt fucked in over a month, my balls were blue and sore...when I finally came on Sallys face I was astonished at the sheer amount of globulars.

by Nova69 November 29, 2006

globular cluster

a conglomeration of pebble turds not fully compressed into the classic dirigible shape, but rather more resembling a chocolate peanut cluster.

The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

goobular

something weird or bizzare that has happened or been said

"Mike rubbing snot on the window was goobular"

"Samantha said something really goobular earlier"

by cfk72 January 5, 2023

Goulard

The old french word for insanity.

person1: Did you hear about john?
person2: Yeah, did you know he was that goulard?

by katia goulard January 13, 2009

Globularist

One who suffers from globularism (also known as globitis). To see globularity where there is only linearity.

Niel is such a Globularist, he thinks he's on a spinning ball!

by Aronanda April 25, 2017

gibular

Containing many gibs.

That was some gibular roadkill!

by Spinny Death February 5, 2004