gobbleplop

Receiving a deep throat from a trashy girl, she swallows your seed just as you back out a massive turd which falls into the toilet making the plop sound, a bit like the blumpkin but better.

Had a trashy girl the other night, gave me the best gobbleplop ever.

by mickfodge! October 7, 2013

gooey gobbler

A turkey and peanut butter sandwich.

Ren Stevens: Would you like anything to eat?
Jason Bagwell: I never turn down a gooey gobbler, join me Ren?
Louis Stevens: Yeah Ren, have one.
Ren Stevens: Eh...

by Bama Self June 15, 2007

Hob Gobbler

The Hob Gobbler is the name a of a legendary trickster figure that lives along Pine Mountain in the Appalachian Mountains. It is a devil that takes the form of a turkey, which sometimes grants wishes but sometimes pays tricks on those who seek it out.

Well he may show up to help if he said he would, but that boy aint no more reliable nor trustworthy than the old Hob Gobbler himself.

by JLApp August 26, 2013

Gobbledonging

Gobbledonging is when you and a partner are having sexual intercourse and you start making noises like a turkey.

"Last night, me and Kim got it on and she was gobbledonging all night long."

by Sir McGregor Slut May 19, 2017

gobbledygeek

Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.

I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.

by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012

Green Gobbler

One who consumes copious amounts of marijuana.

Hey, Michael, you're such a Green Gobbler...

by halifaxanadu August 12, 2009

douche-gobbler

Someone who has exceded the limitations of being an ordinary douchebag or doucher. Someone that is so lame their only purpose on this earth is gobbling douches.

Tim is such a huge douche-gobbler because he is mainly concerned with the north fargo taco bell closing

by EmDix January 20, 2009