Gobblecaust

Alternate name for Thanksgiving, owing to the sheer amount of destruction to the turkey population just in one day.

"Hey, Chet. You gotta figure there are about 115 million households in the U.S., right? And let's say the majority of those have a turkey on the table. Think about how many turkeys are butchered just for ONE DAY, dude!"

"I know, Hank. Total gobblecaust."

"Happy Gobblecaust! Chew on your turkey, kidfert!"

by Abdallah Price November 28, 2012

goobleganks

Nonsense, crazy.

Man: Yo dawg, what's the square root of -49?

Dawg: Man, that's goobleganks!

Man: Na dawg, you're goobleganks. It's 7i.

by I'mNotGoobleganks January 15, 2016

Gobbleganger

when your girlfriend's sister looks exactly like her, and she blows everybody in the room, on Thanksgiving, she is defined as a gobbleganger.

Man I'll tell you what, last year on Thanksgiving, I was with my girlfriend at her house,and you know I would have never thought,but, she had a gobbleganger!

by Flappyfibs October 5, 2021

Gobblebaste

Verb-when you unload your wad up in some trick's bootyhole, extract it w/ a turkey baster and make the biatch gargle it

Yo, jiggaman, I straight gobblebasted ol' girl last night.

by David Misell January 12, 2009

gobblegoul

It is Sicilian/New-York Italian Slang for the spiced ham, Cappicola

This is not a "real" word, it is just a phonetc spelling of the incorrect usage.

I need some gobblegoul for my sandwich.

by DiMiStugots June 3, 2007

Gobblegasm

When you stick your dick in a turkeys ass, then cut its head off, then it all flops around all crazy making you cum.

Hey cleatus i just fucked this turkey in the cornhole and had me a killer gobblegasm. huuyukkkk

by TurkeyGobbler January 8, 2009

gobblejam

A gobblejam is when you stick the head of a live turkey up your ass while you're fucking it.

Let's go have us a gobblejam!

by Wilde March 26, 2005