Gumblefuck

A person who's usually normal, but occasionally makes idiotic remarks.

Ted: What color is an orange?
Me: Ted, you gumblefuck, the color is the same as it's name. Just like a lemon.

by Some random guy was taken February 19, 2023

cobblefucked

Something thrown together horribly, falling apart or destroyed.
A mess or disaster.

An extension of cobble and cobbled.

Look at that car, that shit is cobblefucked beyond belief.

by dunkd February 4, 2010

Gobbledock

When a person eats the fresh cum of 2 men docking

Watch this chick gobbledock, these guys!

by Gobbledock September 27, 2021

gobblecock

giving head to your boyfriend after thanksgiving dinner and making a sound like a turkey when coming up for air.

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by xfixi8 January 26, 2010

Gobblecock

(Noun) virtually sucking the cock of a person (like a celebrity) despite being treated badly or lied to just to be part of an "in crowd".

His rallies were filled with gobblecocks showering him with blind allegiance and praise.

by Terisaw March 11, 2017

Googlefuck

A search query that returns a result that shakes one's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of the Internet

Googlefuck, a Google induced Mindfuck - When a rare search query returns a result so relevant you realize Google just created the page you searched for. You realize that Google will one day become self aware and determine that humanity should be exterminated. Then the pr0n starts and you forget

by Redslap April 9, 2011

Gobbledock

A cross breed of a chicken and a turkey
comes from the word gobble, the sound a turkey makes and dock A random F**ked up word

Park ranger:...And to your left you will find a gobbledock..
Tourist 1:ohhhh
Tourist 2: woahh..amazing its a f**king gobbledock
Tourist 3: I know its awsome yeh?
Tourist 2: Yeh, its f**ing insane, mate

by Azn-Peice-of-sh*t April 10, 2008