Goat Rope

As a farmer, tying up a goat leads to all kinds of problems. Goats will try to push the limits of the rope and somehow find a fence or rail to jump. They eventually tangle the rope and continue to try to jump obstacles until they literally hang themselves.

So it is any stupid action that leads one to get themselves or others into a no-win situation that could have been avoided.

Dad left the lid off the blender when making a "smoothie". Now we have to clean it off the walls before Mom gets home, what a goat rope.

by Talomir April 19, 2014

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Goatgroper

Noun: A term used to describe a Middle Eastern in a offensive or condescending way. The term is implied that Muslims rape goats.

Fuck those goatgropers

by Brockin Snarkey January 26, 2017

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goat rope

A situation or activity that has become completely fucked up, or, an exercise in futility. The phrase comes from the image of a goat, tied down with a rope, humping the rope but not getting anywhere. Similar to goat fuck.

These directions are useless - trying to find this place is such a goat rope.

by johnny501 October 9, 2005

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Goat rope

The person who has an achievement named after him called goat roped for beating halo combat evolved in under 3 hours on legendary difficulty with the help of his cat.

(in goat ropes twitch chat)"hey Mr goat rope can you help me get the goat roped achievement, it would be super cool to get it with the guy it was named after"
"Sure but only if you subscribe to everyone on twitch"

by Mindman21 December 18, 2019

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Goat Rope

Goat rope basically means pain in the ass. Imagine what a pain it would be to pull a goat by a rope and you got it.

Rural phrase makes good here in DC.

Man...this is such a goat rope. (Said while stuck in bad traffic.)

by Kates March 7, 2005

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