goatilly

1. A very underdeveloped goatee on a young male (or female...nasty)
2. A few scragly hairs on the chin of a male or female who are pretending they have a goatee.

Dude, you really need to shave off that goatilly.

by Dan van Hees February 10, 2004

goaties

Extremely elongated, and often times dangly nipples on a male or female, resembling the nipples of a goat. In order to be classified as "goaties" the nipple has to be at least half an inch long . A common cause of goaties are nipple clamps.

God Damn! Did you see the goaties on that bitch? You could play ring toss with those.

by Thieving Pete October 18, 2007

Mountain Goating

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.

Stevey and Frank went mountain goating to win over the Russian whores heart.

by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017

Goatious

A person close to becoming the absolute greatest (Goatiest)

Sherlon: You're the goatiest player in this game.
Joan: No, I still have more to improve on.
Sherlon: So, you're goatious?
Joan: Yes.

by Cp6Z July 22, 2021

goatism

Goatism is a religion were you exchange everyword that looks like goat with the word goat

Arsenal won the match with just one goat!

by MacStalin April 18, 2005

just goating

A kid is a baby goat so this is the adult version of just kidding.

Danielle: Kevin is such an asshole.
(in walks Kevin)
Kevin: What?
Danielle: Just goating!

by DanielleRocks! June 15, 2011

Mountain Goating

Consistently mashing the jump button to get up to hard to reach locations. Relevant in the gaming industry mostly. Even more so in games like Skyrim, Halo Reach and games with high walls and cliffs that jumping can help scale. Stems from mountain goats, who are excellent climbers themselves.

"How did you get up there so high, you Mountain Goating motherf*cker!"

by JewngerBreadMan November 17, 2014