Goach

An Infected butt pimple on a gorilla. ( See Noach )

That Goach is disgusting, someone needs to pop it fast!

by I AM THAT GUYYY September 15, 2010

Goach

A roach, someone who is ugly, that is a queer. The words; gay and roach are combined to make goach. Therefore, an ugly queer. This word is used as an insult.

"Did you see the new boy today?"

"Yeah, he looks like a goach."

by Spicy Mulk August 10, 2019

Goaching

1) The act of squating like a girl pissing in the game Halo on XBOX

2) The act of standing over an exit from a portal on Halo and sniping with a rocket launcher

3) What nick accidentally said instead of Ghost

1) If I goach, I bet he won't see me

2) He's got the flag, I'm gunna goach and cut him off.

3) Oh shit! He took the goach from our base. ROFL! I said goach, I mean ghost.. Ghost

by Jam Master J February 20, 2004

goach bag

A knock off coach bag. Hello, we know its fake! Coach is spelled with a C, not a G. Owning one of these should be considered a a sin. Not only does everyone know it's a fake, but we are all pointing and laughing too.

Oh my god look at her Goach bag, it is so Generic, what's the point?

by kb4 April 26, 2006

Goach

goach Is respected in party finder (and is legit)

damn trash ur such a goach — teach me routes bro

ur a certified goach!
(tresh is a pedo...)

by Marious333 July 26, 2025

goach

the goat coach. the most goatted coach.

That dude is the goach.
That car is goachly.
That food was goached.

by thegoach February 26, 2024

The Goach

A teacher who is well versed in ye oldy medieval shakespearean performences by himself

THE GOACH IS AMAZING AT TEACHING, D'U GET ME!!

by Hey boo bear June 3, 2025