goach

a term used by many koreans meaning dick or penis. It sounds extremely similar to the korean way for saying dick or penis. Can also be used as a term for a sport team's coach.

"Leo completely flinched from saving that goal. He has no goach."
"My goach is 10 times bigger than yours."
"I miss goach Mike. He helped to be where I am today."

by goachmike April 17, 2013

Goach

A gay coach. Usually a gay guy that you go to for well gay advice. You can ask things such as how to find the perfect guy, nearest gay bars, finding local guys to be JUST friends, etc.

"Hey, meet my goach, Scott"
"I need to call my goach"
"Anal? I'm not sure... I'll ask my goach!"

by RonGuy May 16, 2013

Goach

a handbag knock-off of coach. a very obvious fake with large G print all over the bag instead of the signature C's. the name "Goach" originates from the combination of "Coach" and "Gucci." People who have these purses make fools out of themselves.

what the hell is that. oh its a goach. what an idoit

by bananaphone June 04, 2007

goach

A cheap knock-off of a designer handbag. A combination of the names "Gucchi" and "Coach". Ususally painfully obvious that the bag is a fake.

Look at her flaunting that goach like she's all that. What a moron.

by Juni Wolfen July 29, 2005

goach

a shorter term in korean that means "penis" or "dick"

That guy's such a goach.

by Megaman1157 May 21, 2012

goache

archaic term used to describe the female sex organ, especially in a derogatory fashion

"melissa is such a filthy whore her goache has more traffic than the lincoln tunnel"

by metro anthony November 02, 2005

Goach

An Infected butt pimple on a gorilla. ( See Noach )

That Goach is disgusting, someone needs to pop it fast!

by I AM THAT GUYYY September 15, 2010