gnoming 

the act of going around town, stealing as many lawn ornaments as possible to later be stacked on a friends lawn. the reward is in the morning when the victim looks outside to see the cast of Shrek and Bambi on his front lawn.

(Tysen) Pepper is being a lil bitch and wont hang out tonight.

(Tony) dude, lets go gnome his house......hes a little bitch..........and by little, of course i mean fat.

GNOMING!!!

gnoming by tbag22 July 14, 2007

gnoming 

The very thrilling and covert process in which one scouts their local neighborhood(s) to find which houses have garden gnomes as lawn ornamennts so that they can come back after dark, steal the gnome(s), take random/awkward pictures with them, and then return the gnome(s). This can or can not be followed by having the pictures developed and anonymously putting them in the gnome owners' mailbox/on their front porch. Most also consider this as an act of charity for the gnomes and is commonly seen as "setting captive gnomes free into the wild." (See Facebook or Wikipedia for more information and/or detailed history)

Gnoming had always been a cause that was near and dear to Morgan's heart, but it had also always been on her and her friends' bucket list.

gnoming by GorgeousGnomingGirl January 3, 2012

Gnoming 

Verb - The act of setting up post, or opposite of "roaming".

"hey whats up you've been standing here the whole party"

"yeah, im just gnoming tonight"

Gnoming by BlakePat March 15, 2013

Gnoming 

Gnoming is essentially like planking and owling, completely pointless and stupid where someone sits in a person's garden in random positions much like a garden gnome.

Hey, let's go gnoming in that guy's garden!

Gnoming by AlphaShadow92 August 1, 2011

Gnoming 

The act of receiving a blow job, and upon climax, ejaculating on her chin to resemble a beard. Then you proceed to violently fuck her ass hole with a pointy headed garden gnome.

"Hey Jake, what did you do last night??"

"Nothing much....oh but i did a little gnoming with shirly for a little while!"

"That's cool man! But not for long? How come?"

"Well she likes getting the beard, but she doesn't like getting fucked in the ass very much"

Gnoming by House J.R. March 15, 2010

gnoming 

masterbation with lawn gnomes

me and my friends got wasted and went gnoming

gnoming by pete@petesfat@bl March 12, 2005

gnoming 

the vandalistic act of robbin' a gnome from someones garden - take pictures of you sexin them...then post the pictures through the owners' letter box

dave started gnoming sally's mom

gnoming by reggy A January 13, 2008