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glucose

the produce of photosynthesis
Co2 + H2O + light = lavert +patterson(glucose)
over use of glucose results in lavertitis
by trey anderson December 1, 2007
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glucose

Glucose.

It's the reason why you are so fat. It's hidden in everything, from sprite, to lemonade. @.@

The secret hip enhancer.
by chowman November 8, 2006
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Glucose Parental

another way of saying 'sugar daddy'
man, why get a job when you can get a glucose parental!
by loldaddythatsme May 16, 2017
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Glucose

The most potent chemical known to humankind.
It was discovered in trace amounts of ALL of the people who were in cancer.
93% of who were exposed to this toxin are dead.
The survivers will also die.
The human body, when introduced this toxin stockpiles it in the liver, making it hard to get out of the body.
Few people have the ability to excrete this substance, some genetically.
Some organisms which have adapted have a strange thing called 'mitochondria' are able to break down this substance, breaking down two adenosine triphosphate molecules into adenosine diphosphate and deadly phosphoric acid.
It is also known to help the reproduction of mosquitoes.
It aids the process of losing DNA information at the end of the chain.
Unlike cyanide, there is no known antidote.

I warn you not to get close to this material, as it can slowly kill you.
If you have been contaminated, such as I am, you will die for sure.
Some chemicals are made to toxic glucose by digestive juices, so beware.
by Jekr December 9, 2018
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glutorexic

one characterized by eating enormous amounts of food yet not gaining any weight.
I can't believe she can eat all that and still look so good.....she must be glutorexic.
by quitessential he May 25, 2009
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glucose tolerance test

A four-letter word: hell. Doctors usually order this if you're at risk for diabetes. You are forced to fast prior to the test which can last up to five hours and your blood is taken every half hour.
I can only work part-time tomorrow because I have a glucose tolerance test tomorrow. If the test comes back and says I have diabetes, then I'm probably screwed.
by The Real Driller May 19, 2022
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