Gluten-free heffer

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

by Malphrus August 25, 2011

GLUVIN

To use brutal force towards an opponent or teammate

The team was ready for some GLUVIN

COME GET SOME GLUVIN

by GLUVIN_79 January 8, 2016

Glutien

A noise made when something weird, random, unexpected or scary happens.
Resulting in the noise 'Glutien' - Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
And flaring of the nosrtils.
It may also be a symbol made by your hands, creating a 'G'

Jess: 'How do you spell can?'
Jacqui:'You don't know how to spell can?'
Jess:'No'
Jacqui:'Glutien! *flares nostrils*'

by wescarr June 24, 2009

Gluten shaft

This is another term to refer to a long, thin loaf of French bread which is commonly made of lean dough, ie. at baguette.

Man, that gluten shaft that your mom baked if amazing.

by brownie.123 November 10, 2017

Glutenpee

Queen of jesting and lemon demon

"You see that new Glutenpee post?"
"Yeah she funny af on da gram"

by Scoutgaming November 16, 2020

cock gluten

GLU-TON
a man or woman that craves cock. Loves to play with it and generally loves it in all of thier holes...

Tom H:"Josh-ew loves cock; he allways gets it down his local gay-bar."
Duke:"He is quite the cock gluten"

by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009

Gluteny

Not being able to stop eating copious amounts of animal crackers, cookies, or any other glutenous snacks.

I just ate a whole bag of animal crackers. Will I go to hell for Gluteny?

by mcknazzy August 5, 2010