Glurping

In the act of fellatio, it's when the giver gulps the cum while slurping the dick?

Kim Kardashian was glurping Ray J, she's such a pornstar.

by heyyyyyDude May 12, 2012

Gurpin

thizzin so hard yo eyes fitna pop tha fuck outta yo head, like Mac Dre or Mistah F.A.B.

"Damn nigga i popped 5 blue fish, i am gurpin like a mothafucka!!!"

by Thizzle Cow September 15, 2009

Meat Seat Gurpin

Meat Seat refers to a mans lap, namely is erect penis which is ripe for the gurpin. Gurpin refers to any sexual act you can perform while in the sitting position. Gurpin can also be done with clothes on. (see ex.)

1. Yea that girl was crazy about riding my meat seat all night, she gurped it up.
2. Did you see that stripper at the bar last night? She was giving out free Gurps for any Meat Seat that was willing.
3. Her specialty is Meat Seat Gurpin.

by Chief B. Chiefn April 27, 2010

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

Gurpin

1)The state of mind where one loses himself 2) to trip like a bitch 3) to spaz out

Hey Bob, stop gurpin like a crack feind!

by Anonymous November 8, 2001

Glurpie

A) An invitation is sent either via e-mail or direct mail.
B) A group of gay males arrive at the party. Usually the dude who is hosting the party has the honor of 'receiving' for the evening.
C) Everyone at the party takes turns having anal sex with the host; it is essential that they bust their load in the anus and don't let any leak out.
D) The first person to show up at the party has the distinct honor of going last. At the conclusion of ejaculating, a straw is then handed to the last dude who proceeds to suck all of the semen from the host's anus.

A glurpie occurs where: a party where lost is watched, when ginnies get together to watch Italy play soccer, what guys do after watching Sex & The City 2

by BigRed2111 May 24, 2010

gurping

snyonomous to tripping, stressing out, bugging out, freaking out.

yo man, why are you gurping? relax theres no reason to gurp.

by jeffers.kim December 8, 2005