glurp 

The noise of an air bubble entering a container as liquid is coming from it; the quantity of liquid delivered for each such bubble.

Two glurps of water should be enough.

glurp by In4mer October 18, 2011

Glurp 

Nasty shit that hurts ur asshole that is the opposite of diarrhea

I really have to glurp.

Glurp by Squishyshit506 January 7, 2021

Glurp 

When something is so good you grunt and slurp at the same time while consuming. I.E watermelon, wiener, soup.

A: what’s your girlfriend doing to that watermelon over there?
B: looks like she’s in a full on glurp
A:ah, the ole glurp glurp 3000

Glurp by Dogimabark September 19, 2022

glurp 

The sound that milk makes when you are swallowing it.

I glurped down that glass of milk so fast.

glurp by proponent of sincere apologies May 20, 2014

Glurp 

To scratch your head and get scalp gunk under your nails, followed by a nail bite (which is a sneaky way of eating the scalp gunk). Sometimes there is smelling of the fingertips involved.

Heather likes to glurp first thing in the morning when she has a lot of residue on her head.

I think glurping is gross.

Glurp by lilantie May 19, 2009

glurp 

the sound made while trying to suck a giant dick.

when I heard the glurp noise while julie was goin' down on me, I knew I had a big dick..

glurp by mikeyboi December 18, 2004

glurp 

the sound COOL snakes make

look all the marshmallows are hooked together, now its a snake. glurp, glurp. glurp, glurp.

glurp by anonymous December 12, 2004