Glunk

when a shit hits water of a toilet.

this one time i was in the toilet and dad was in the next room with the music blasting then the shit hit the water and it was like 'GLUNK'!!!!!!!!!

by lilknobcunt May 14, 2011

Glunk

An extra large male with little to no rizz and a strong love of furries. He plays Battle Cats Unite on his Wii every day. He does nothing but sit around and play video games and be lazy. He is often on Urban dictionary to make himself feel good. They have an intelligence quotient of 3 at best. Mainly, they are in love with someone 3 years (or more) younger than themselves.

Person 1: (plays Fortnite for 3 days straight)

Person 2: You're such a Glunk

by I_Am_racist April 3, 2023

Glunk

A small measurement of liquid precisely done with a quick tilt of the container

"a want a glunk of milk in my coffee"

by f3ar_me September 23, 2009

Glunk

A slimy substance that still keeps its shape a bit, I.E Gunk, Grime, Goo, Slime, Sludge, Ect..

Person A: Hey dude, you see all that stuff?
Person B: Yeah, That Glunk.

by Vinny:3 October 5, 2023

Glunk

Someone who is powerful, humble, charming, awesome, cute and loyal

John- “Wow he is so Glunk”

Andrew- “I wish I was as Glunk as they were”

by Cra1Wolfgang May 7, 2025

glunks and bungles

an adverbial phrase;
a retarded way of saying "for shits and giggles".

Person 1: yeah so i decided to hit up this cute chick from the bar for glunks and bungles and apparently we hit it off good so we're going on a date to White Castle.
Person 2: what the fuck? glunks and bungles? are you retarded?

by twentyfivefish January 26, 2025

for glunks and bungles

an adverbial phrase;
a retarded way of saying "for shits and giggles"

Person 1: yeah so i decided to hit up this cute chick from the bar for glunks and bungles and apparently we hit it off well. we're going on a date to White Castle tomorrow.
Person 2: what the fuck? glunks and bungles? are you retarded or drunk?

by twentyfivefish January 26, 2025